I am an ordained minister. I am practicing to be a Shaman. I dress to the left. I am somebody's father, son, friend, and husband. I've had 100's of near death experiences. I prefer Pepsi. Gin and tonic is my favorite alcohol although I don't drink much. I wear size 10 shoes. I love Chinese buffets. I believe in God. I love my wife after 18 years. I wear boxer briefs. I sleep on the right side of the bed. I only wear white socks. I have four tattoos. I love seafood. I have an over active imagination. I did not go to my senior prom. I was given an award for Strangest Imagination in second grade. I learned to walk at nine months. I lived near Chicago, Atlanta, and southern Illinois as well as Peoria. I have been to over 40 states plus El Salvador, Jamaica, the Cayman Islands and Mexico. I would move to Peru if I had the gumption. I used to have a dog poop scooping business called, "Dog Gone It". I got to cut my daughter's umbilical cord. I've written about 150 songs. I had a song recorded by someone in Nashville. I'm afraid of heights. I am right handed. I got drunk for the first time at age 12. I first smoked pot when I was 14. I have fluent knowledge of psychoactive plants. I never harmed an animal, except for recently putting a 15 year old dog to sleep. I am not a good driver. I was once attacked by a goose that bit me on the thigh. I seldom laugh out loud for some reason, but I have a very good sense of humor. I don't care for sports. My dad might be part Viking. My middle name is Visvaldis which means, "Ruler of everything." My favorite cereal is Fruit Loops. I have ugly feet. I weighed 45 pounds in first grade. I am usually in a great mood. I use a #1 clipper for haircuts. I have very vivid dreams. I know sign language and Spanish. I feel like I was an artist of some sort in the 1940's in a previous life. I am a frustrated artist. I used to skateboard. I am not a good swimmer. I don't like cold water. I am afraid to swim in a lake because of fish.